25 New Yorkers to Invite to A Dinner Party and Why

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By Christopher A. Pape

(In No Particular Order)

Jamie Dimon – so he can pick up the tab
Jenna Bush – to say I’m friends with a Bush
Marshall Heyman – to be mentioned in his column in the Wall Street Journal
Martha Stewart – so she can set the table
Jeff Zucker – for the latest news
Michael Bloomberg – so he can watch my calorie intake
Beth Stern – just because
Kathie Lee Gifford/Hoda Kotb – because they’ll bring the wine
David Duchovny – to reminisce about X Files
Ivanka Trump – to learn how to be part of the “in” crowd
Graydon Carter – for an advanced copy of the Gwyneth Paltrow edition
Sean Combs (P. Diddy) – to learn more about Revolt
Dee Ocleppo – for her handbags
Ronan Farrow – to find out if he’s really Sinatra’s son
Harry and Peter Brant – we need some eye candy at the table
David Patrick Columbia – so I’ll finally be accepted into his “400” list
Roger Goodell – for Superbowl XLVIII tickets
Dr. OZ – to tell us what to eat and the million vitamins to take
Cindy Adams – knows everyone, seen everything in New York City
Anderson Cooper – to say I know a Vanderbilt
Cyndi Lauper – girls just want to have fun
Olivia Palermo – for her beauty
Ann Coulter – because she’s sooo campy
Charlie Rose – to drive the conversation
Geno Smith – there needs to be a sports stud

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